Category Archives: Mike Rizzo

Captain Obvious Meets GM Mr. Frizzo

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Your Nationals Dispatch: Word From The Nats Bum Edition

Look at this poor bastard. Word has it he fought in the war, has a piece of shrapnel shaped like Jesus embedded near his kidney and he carries a soiled Matt Chico rookie card in his back pocket for some reason. He lives in the lap of luxury– Lot HH in a cardboard box on [...] Continue reading

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Message To D-Lee and A-LaRoche From M-Rizzo

…or at least that is what he should be saying. Chronicles of Riddick reference, FTW!!!
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Symbiotic relationship

Brian McNally

The jokes certainly made the rounds this week. Maybe Scott Boras, arguably the most famous sports agent around, should gra… Continue reading

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Willingham traded to A’s

Busy day for the Nats, who traded outfielder Josh Willingham to the Oakland Athletics for 23-year-old reliever Henry Rodriguez and minor-league outfielder Corey Brown.

Washington has now completely broken up the heart of a batting order that was prett… Continue reading

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Your Nationals Dispatch: The Love Edition

Dear Darling Scarlett,
Oh yes, Scarlett, my darling. Finally! Oh, yes, yes, yes, ooooooooo, oh, oh, yes. I heard the news and I am sorry, but you can do better than the Green Lantern. Don’t worry. Oh, oh God, yes, yes…. *sizzle*…. yes, he was a dick an and annoying actor. But you are loved, Scarlett, [...] Continue reading

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Lee Signs With City Of Weird Love, Nats Out Of Sweepstakes

Last night free agent pitcher Cliff Lee signed with the Philadelphia Phillies in a somewhat surprising move and thereby finally putting the Washington Nationals out of the Cliff Lee Sweepstakes and pretty much any sweepstakes they plan to enter in the near future pertaining to the NL East. And the Nats were sooooooo close–
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Your Nationals Dispatch: 5ft Tall Bob Marley Poster Edition

Washington sports can be a horrible and sour mistress. I don’t know what it was about this past week, but if you were a Washington sports fan, then you truly know the meaning of embarrassing despair. Teams like the Cubs, Royals and Pirates have it bad because they are losers. But that is all they [...] Continue reading

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Nats bringing wallet to table

Brian McNally

Sometimes perception really is everything. The Nationals made a legitimate run at free agent first baseman Mark Teixeira t… Continue reading

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Nats Rub A Little Salt On The Wound

Statement from Nationals Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations and General Manager Mike Rizzo in response to first baseman Adam Dunn agreeing to terms on a multi-year contract with the Chicago White Sox:

“The Washington Nationals wish Adam Dunn and his family the best of luck and good will in Chicago. Adam contributed much to [...] Continue reading

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