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Your Nationals Dispatch: The Love Edition

Dear Darling Scarlett,
Oh yes, Scarlett, my darling. Finally! Oh, yes, yes, yes, ooooooooo, oh, oh, yes. I heard the news and I am sorry, but you can do better than the Green Lantern. Don’t worry. Oh, oh God, yes, yes…. *sizzle*…. yes, he was a dick an and annoying actor. But you are loved, Scarlett, [...] Continue reading

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