Nats Tweetsmetsguy234: RT @washingnats: Chad Cordero Retires #Nats #MLB http://bit.ly/iCf6iX
6 years ago from TweetDeckfederalbaseball: Chad Cordero's cap brim was as flat as Sidney Crosby's stick blade...
6 years ago from txtfederalbaseball: Chad Cordero's cap brim was as flat as Ivan Drago's flattop in Rocky IV...
6 years ago from txtfederalbaseball: Chad Cordero's cap brim was as flat as Pete Rose's helmet hair in the '70's...
6 years ago from txtMorseBeard: @JackoBeam @levineps @sodapop6548 @natsphasetwo If the #Nats sign #Prince, u just know his facial hair wld have a faux-Twitter in abt 3 mins
6 years ago from ÜberSocialhannah_kali: Ticket, check. @Mariners jersey, check. Voice rested so I can yell louder than #Nats fans, check. I'm ready for some Mariners baseball!
6 years ago from TweetDeckgheorghetheblog: @natsnq I'd like you to write about Eggos #leggo
6 years ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®del309: It's "Out" Night at #Nats Park tomorrow. It was all the talk at the #HIV Commission meeting. I'll be wearing my #GYT t-shirt.
6 years ago from Twitter for iPhonekhudak11: @jackobeam @masnBen He's probably plotting a prank of some sort. Luckily, I have my iphone with me.
6 years ago from HootSuitelevineps: @JackoBeam pretty safe to say the beat writers are enjoying a rare between home starts "off day" @masnBen
6 years ago from webJackoBeam: I wonder where @masnBen is. I feel like he is sitting back and watching NatsTown on twitter and plotting something. #Nats #offnight
6 years ago from Twitter for iPadIts_Ball_Good: Nationals WInning By Accident, Just As They Planned It... http://bit.ly/lwXISM #Nats #MLB
6 years ago from HootSuiteJackoBeam: @EffYeahJDub that's awesome! My daughter asks if Ryan and Stephen are playing ball with their friends tonight. she's 2 and a half. #Nats
6 years ago from Twitter for iPadelizabethtalks: I have in my hand a ticket to see the #Nats play the #Mariners tomorrow with @dharmabumx. Life. Complete.
6 years ago from webRKorby: What will the #Nats do when they have to sit Zimmermann when he hits his innings limit: http://t.co/Fl8BSAy
6 years ago from webKeethStone: @GoVenga no, i hate the #nats. I like #keystonelight and the #braves
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Category Archives: Former Players
I would like to proudly announce that the lovely Miss Natpenny and I are expecting our second little Nats fan this October. I can’t tell you how proud and excited I am. This news means three things: My seed is awesome. (Sorry ladies, you missed out.) The Nationals Inquisition now has potentially two who can [...] Continue reading
The Nationals got completely savaged and swept out of Milwaukee this afternoon. It was actually a pretty good fight as crappy baseball games go. The Nationals kept trying to come back, but the Brewers always seemed to come up with the answers and the Nationals eventually lost 6-4. The series and the whole road trip [...] Continue reading
The Washington Nationals are currently playing in Atlanta right now and if they are the curious, young whipper-snappers we all believe them to be then they might have noticed a hole in the dry wall of the Atlanta Visitors Clubhouse. They might be wondering how such a hole got into the wall and why it [...] Continue reading
Dear Shackleford, I know it has been a couple days since the Kentucky Derby and your fourth place finish and you probably don’t want to relive and remember the last 50 feet to the finish line that ultimately defined your run, but I have to get this letter off my chest. Ever since the authorities [...] Continue reading
There is nothing better on a Central Virginia morning than reading the box scores while having a cup of coffee and some venison sausage, especially if that venison was harvested from your own land. There is something uber-crazy old school about this particular morning ritual, something very Daniel Boone about it, especially here in Virginia. [...] Continue reading
I’ve come to the conclusion that Elijah Dukes is a character and he will always have his space on this blog. The troubled former Nationals outfielder is just too bizarre to ignore. Yesterday the Nationals Journal broke the story that the Tampa Tribune would be printing a story this morning about Dukes, who is now [...] Continue reading
Nationals outfielder Justin Maxwell has been acquired/traded to the New York Yankees. Neither team has made an official announcement, but the agency representing Maxwell made it clear via Twitter that J-Max is headed to the Bronx– and a life of unspeakable evil. Maxwell was designated for assignment by the Nationals last Thursday to make room [...] Continue reading
There is that age old saying: “If you do something spectacular and no one updates your Wikipedia page– do you really do it?” Of course, I myself do not have that problem. If I take a dump out on the side of the highway it is almost immediately updated under the “personal life” section of [...] Continue reading
Former Nationals second baseman and current Seattle Mariner minor league-fodder Adam Kennedy was arrested in California last night and charged with a DUI. Those pesky Cali coppers pulled him over on the freeway sometime around 9pm, but Kennedy has already been released to wreck havoc on base and walking paths on the West Coast. With [...] Continue reading
Look at this poor bastard. Word has it he fought in the war, has a piece of shrapnel shaped like Jesus embedded near his kidney and he carries a soiled Matt Chico rookie card in his back pocket for some reason. He lives in the lap of luxury– Lot HH in a cardboard box on [...] Continue reading