Category Archives: 2011 Season

Nationals Nirvana: Smells Like Team Spirit

The rain began to fall, but it could not erase the atmosphere around me that willingly violated my senses. The sights, the smells and the sounds of Nationals Park– no other place like it in the world. I sucked in huge quantities of air into my lungs and enjoyed the smells of the concessions, beer, [...] Continue reading

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Battle Of The Beltways 6/17 Photo Buffet

(*John Wall of the NBA Washington Wizards throwing out the first pitch)
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Sweet Nationals Victory Is Lemon-Lime Flavored

Shhh, quiet! Keep it down! I need to hear what is going on outside my tent. The coyote hunting gig has gone a bit unusual if it hasn’t already as my employer Lord Rumplefoot’s servant Chonsey is serious on some strange bend. Perhaps he took some exotic herbs he can only get in his country [...] Continue reading

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Believe Me When I Tell You I Completely Forgot It Was Draft Day

I had a feeling something was going on Nationals wise on Monday, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. All day, as I trekked through the Virginian wilderness looking for the remaining coyotes that have been plaguing a small farm community in central VA I had this nagging feeling something was up. The NQ [...] Continue reading

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This Nats Photo Needs Immediate Captioning

WHOA.
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Michael Morse’s Walk-Off Swagger Led Me To Scream Only One Thing

Blog Responsibly.
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Jayson Werth Is A Werewolf Of Mystery

The Nationals got completely savaged and swept out of Milwaukee this afternoon. It was actually a pretty good fight as crappy baseball games go. The Nationals kept trying to come back, but the Brewers always seemed to come up with the answers and the Nationals eventually lost 6-4. The series and the whole road trip [...] Continue reading

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The Nationals Got A Good One In Before The World Ended At Least

Good morning from the Virginia wilderness. We are about to head out into the woods, but Lord Rumplefoot is finishing off his breakfast of Impala steaks and ostrich eggs. His loyal servant Chonsey is shoveling it to him. This gives me a little time to get some blogging done. So how bout that game last [...] Continue reading

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Henry Rodriguez Does Not Like Birthers

Pitches #5 and #6 are proof.
Luke Scott still hasn’t provided official documentation that he is actually a Major League baseball player.
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Mike Rizzo Is Wanted In Connection With Putting Together A Crappy Team

The Washington Nationals were swept by the New York Mets in a two-game mid-week series that saw the Nats lose both games 1-0, leave the Big Apple without scoring any runs and plummeting them back into the NL East cellar. And before Mets fans (and a certain special Mets fan that visits this blog) get [...] Continue reading

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