Category Archives: Jordan Zimmermann

Sweet Nationals Victory Is Lemon-Lime Flavored

Shhh, quiet! Keep it down! I need to hear what is going on outside my tent. The coyote hunting gig has gone a bit unusual if it hasn’t already as my employer Lord Rumplefoot’s servant Chonsey is serious on some strange bend. Perhaps he took some exotic herbs he can only get in his country [...] Continue reading

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Strasburg on schedule

Nationals right-handed pitcher Stephen Strasburg gave reporters an update Tuesday on his rehabilitation progress from Tommy John surgery last Sept. 3.

The 22-year-old has been at the team’s extended spring training complex in Viera, Fla. for weeks. … Continue reading

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Nats Postgame – 2-1 loss to Padres

Padres 2, Nats 1

The offensive struggles continue for Washington, which has scored three runs or less in eight of its last 13 games. Not going to win many games that way. Check out the details from Saturday’s defeat in our game story here.

Some int… Continue reading

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Nats Game Day – vs. Padres, 5/28/11

Nats (22-28) vs. Padres (20-31)

What – Game #51

Where – Nationals Park

When – 1:05 p.m.


Radio – WJFK-106.7 FM; WFED-1500 AM

Just about 15 hours after last night’s dramatic walk-off win, the Nats try to build on that momentum when t… Continue reading

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Better days ahead … still

John Keim

One good thing about the Nats-Orioles series this weekend? It stops us from talking about another mediocre battle: the Redskin… Continue reading

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There Seems To Be A Mossy Oak Epidemic In The Nats Locker Room

Strange style is afoot in the Washington Nationals locker room. It seems the team is either trying to be invisible or about to embark on a mission of poaching. Post-game on Tuesday night, outfielder/first baseman Michael Morse showed up (or at least his head, I can’t see his body for some reason) to do an [...] Continue reading

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Forgive Me, Nats For I Have Jinxed

It is my duty this morning to beg forgiveness from you, loyal readers of the NQ, from the Washington Nationals, from all of Natstown and especially,  starting pitcher Jordan Zimmermann. Forgive me, for I have committed the most heinous of baseball sins: the jinx. I take full responsibility for the Nationals 4-0 loss to the [...] Continue reading

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Nats Soil R.A.’s Dickey And Mets Home Opener

There used to be this excellent animated show on Comedy Central called The Critic. In my mind it was the prototype for true edgy animated TV comedies like Family Guy and American Dad. In one episode there was a particular scene where these kids started beating the crap out of this poor, proper, tea cozy [...] Continue reading

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Nats Spring Leftovers Part 3

The last game of Spring Training is equally both exciting and annoying. It is exciting because usually the last game involves majority if not all of your team’s starting line-up so you get a sneak-peek at the product that has taken almost 30 days to build. It is annoying because there is a feeling of [...] Continue reading

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Nats Show Some Wowdy Webel Sniggewing Behaviour

The Fisherman struck again this morning. The whole month the NQ has been at Manatee Hammock some mysterious guy we call “The Fisherman” sneaks into the head sometime early in the morning and leaves incredible amounts of swamp goo, fish guts and fish scales all over the place. The sink, the showers, the urinals, you [...] Continue reading

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